Washington from awhile ago

this is the most unflattering picture of anyone. ever. in the history of the world. ok i have to take this back. for some reason only half of this pic is showing up. i have the ugliest face. not jake. but unless you click on the pic, you cant see it.


troy lets fur grow in his car. and jake punches ashlee


we must be driving very fast because the outside is a blur



i am an angel


this is where a year and a half of not drinking went down the drain.


this dude is in our wedding.



we went to a nudist bar. my sunburn came with


one day i found this list in my living room. i guess emilie made it. i'm assuming she asked us what our favorite soundtrack was, fav movie, fav musical, i'm not sure what the next one is, but i want evas body,fav song, most wanted plastic surgury?? at something else about a song. maybe it was "the one song you love by the band you hate a ton"

i'm pretty sure i was blabbing about how much i hate saves the day yet somehow love that song. jake loves ben folds though so that might not be what it is.

Houses

Today I went to my friend Danas house. Or condo I mean. As usual, it made me really want to buy a house. or condo. I don't care which one. I just want it to be beautiful and big and have a ton of windows. A literal ton. isnt a ton 2000 lbs? why isnt a ton 1000 lbs. that makes more sense in my head. I think the only reason I know how much a ton is is because they said the whale in free willy (who was named keiko. he is now dead) was a ton. so that led me to research how much a ton is. research was not fun without the help of the internet. I'm not sure the internet had been invented yet. the year was 1904. I am old

today i told my dad that danas birthday was on saturday. he asked if she was going to be 26. i said no 27. he then asked if she was older than me. this made me laugh hard and he was shocked to find out that i havent been 26 for three whole months.

so anyway i want a house. i am looking up house prices right now. with all of the foreclosures i'm assuming they will take 1/4th of what they are asking for. i'm sure i can come up with like 20 grand in a few months. maybe once cubs season starts.....

registering for presents is fun. registering online is beyond fun.

can i register for a house????