Getting rich

I have this goal this year. Make 100 grand. That's not counting Jake's contribution. That's me. Somehow I have to make $100,000. Now at my salary this is impossible. But I will push myself. I will bartend even when I am exhausted. I will do whatever it takes to (legally and not grossly) make $100,000.00. I have less than 6 months to make a whole lot of money. I am infatuated with my job. I am obsessed. I like to work. I am not working this weekend. But that is ok. I will find fun things to do to pass the time.

I have always wished I could have the same days off as the hot hubby. Our schedules give us horrible hang out times. But I've had them this weekend. And he went outside to hang w my bro. Hang w my old neighbor. Hang with the new neighbors who speak no english. I'm not complaining. Don't take this the wrong way. I could have said, "Hey Jake, why don't you hang out with me?"  If that were the case, I wouldn't have finally been able to give this place the deep clean it needed, couldn't have watched all these episodes of Desperate Housewives I've been dying to watch. Couldn't have made him go rent me "The Runaways" from Redbox. And then couldn't have watched it on my computer cause I was too lazy to get out of bed to watch it on the slightly bigger tv we have in the living room.

Also we saw Inception this am. Then argued about the ending. How unique are we?

Great dancing

Ok it's awkward enough to do karaoke but why do you have to do an akward dance along with it? It's not like a full dance routine so it's just something you thought up spur of the moment. It makes me uncomfortable. Your bad voice isn't doing anything to help this awkwardness.

Tonight was the slowest starting night in the history of the world. You know your night is going to be interesting when it starts with tornado sirens going off in Wrigleyville. I kept picturing a tornado touching down inside the park and then tearing through the front. Would have been the coolest thing I ever saw. I'm assuming it also would have been the last thing I ever saw.

Stacy Carter is a mean girl

Stacy made me confess one of my more embarrassing stories to Jake the other night when we went out to dinner.

There was a time in my life where I was 100% sure Enrique Igleseis (not sure how to spell that) was on his way to my house....on his way to my parents basement.

We had this party type thing when we first moved into the basement. When Stacy and I moved, not when Jake and I moved. I was friends with some lame ass dj from B96 and he was at Enriques show at Allstate. He said after they had to go back to the studio so on his way, they would stop over.

So I thought Enrique was coming over and then Stacy decided everyone else should know too. So we definitely looked like fools when he didn't come. Maybe he got stuck in traffic.

I also used to want to go to whitestar more than anything in the world. i knew it would be the coolest place on earth. I ended up going and it was the lamest place in the whole world. But someone took our picture and we ended up on the website. I will admit, it did make me feel cool.

Writing this does not make me feel cool.

Pictures of my fun life. from years past

I haven't taken a journey through photobucket in quite some time.

This is Haylie godzilla Hagerty. I am not sure if she is a Wambold or not.



That must have been when she was on the Southbeach Diet. or when she was trying out for an anorexic dog.

I am in desperate need of a haircut. I will probably do this



No joke, that is not a helmet. That is her for real hair.

I can't remember my other photobuckets names or passwords. Those had fun pictures. All this one has is pictures of my shoe and pictures of Haylie. There are possibly a few from that band Jake was in but no one is interested in that so I will leave it alone.

I think maybe today after work I am going to buy one of those tiny computers. I saw one at best buy and fell in love. I wonder what time best buy closes. I could very easily find out this information if I just switched tabs and looked it up. But I wont.

Like a month before the wedding we went back to tacoma. We ended up going to this....club? but it wasnt a club. it was in a weird building. so i guess we went to a party that claimed to be a club. there were soooooo many people there





We had so much fun





Then some dude ruined it by telling jake he needed girls to go back with him to some other part and couldn't understand why jake wanted to kill him because he asked if he could bring me and ashlee.

I used to be a robot



God this is boring.

I tricked you with the title. This is not from my fun life. My fun life isnt documented.

This is disgusting on so many levels. How did Jake meet me when i looked like this? or how did he date me?



But he used to look like this. And troy used to look like this!!!



My life is embarassing. I need more writing practice. I shall attempt again in a few hours.

Hi

I kind of forgot about this. Hi Brittany. I'll update later. I've got some good things to write about. Just kidding. Life is as uninteresting as ever. Just kidding again. I'm married. I'm honeymooned, and I'm overworked.

Washington from awhile ago

this is the most unflattering picture of anyone. ever. in the history of the world. ok i have to take this back. for some reason only half of this pic is showing up. i have the ugliest face. not jake. but unless you click on the pic, you cant see it.


troy lets fur grow in his car. and jake punches ashlee


we must be driving very fast because the outside is a blur



i am an angel


this is where a year and a half of not drinking went down the drain.


this dude is in our wedding.



we went to a nudist bar. my sunburn came with


one day i found this list in my living room. i guess emilie made it. i'm assuming she asked us what our favorite soundtrack was, fav movie, fav musical, i'm not sure what the next one is, but i want evas body,fav song, most wanted plastic surgury?? at something else about a song. maybe it was "the one song you love by the band you hate a ton"

i'm pretty sure i was blabbing about how much i hate saves the day yet somehow love that song. jake loves ben folds though so that might not be what it is.

Houses

Today I went to my friend Danas house. Or condo I mean. As usual, it made me really want to buy a house. or condo. I don't care which one. I just want it to be beautiful and big and have a ton of windows. A literal ton. isnt a ton 2000 lbs? why isnt a ton 1000 lbs. that makes more sense in my head. I think the only reason I know how much a ton is is because they said the whale in free willy (who was named keiko. he is now dead) was a ton. so that led me to research how much a ton is. research was not fun without the help of the internet. I'm not sure the internet had been invented yet. the year was 1904. I am old

today i told my dad that danas birthday was on saturday. he asked if she was going to be 26. i said no 27. he then asked if she was older than me. this made me laugh hard and he was shocked to find out that i havent been 26 for three whole months.

so anyway i want a house. i am looking up house prices right now. with all of the foreclosures i'm assuming they will take 1/4th of what they are asking for. i'm sure i can come up with like 20 grand in a few months. maybe once cubs season starts.....

registering for presents is fun. registering online is beyond fun.

can i register for a house????